Tag Archives: bathroom

25% – 33%

October 23, 2009

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25% - 33%

Warning: I’m going to use statistics here, which is dangerous for a non-math person like me. But I have scientific backup, so I’m not crazy. I’ve never used to use lotion on my legs regularly, but we got a giant bottle a while ago from a box of stuff from Lloyd’s uncle and I used […]

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A Post in 4 Parts (part 4)

September 4, 2009

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A Post in 4 Parts (part 4)

I have the closet cleaned out now, and I have a computer setup in it. Okay, two computers. Okay, at least two computers. Moving me into a closet ended up costing Lincoln Lutheran 2 new computers, a couple of decent monitors, a really pricey keyboard and mouse, and a fairly expensive KVM switch. But I […]

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How bad do you have to go?

April 11, 2009

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How bad do you have to go?

Happy Easter!! This is the hallway leading to the restrooms in the expensive mall in Omaha (from our trip a few weeks ago). The question you have to ask yourself, punk, is, “Do you feel lucky?”

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I hope the nurses are kind.

March 29, 2009

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I hope the nurses are kind.

I’ve always taken a kind of perverse pride in being a little strange. The highest compliment Millie Durfee paid to me in 4th grade was, “When I first met you I thought you were weird”. Ahhh…. music to my young ears. Anyway, today came the realization that I’ve crossed some sort of line. So long […]

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Recapturing lost youth.

January 26, 2009

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When I grew up, our bathroom had two fantastic features. One was a flip-out stepstool that my dad built for us, and the second was a special faucet that you could turn and it would become a drinking fountain.   (I would also stand on that stepstool and do Noxema commercials in the mirror, but that’s […]

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How thoughtful

November 16, 2008

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Before Saturday’s trip to Lincoln I was in kind of a rush, so I didn’t get any hairspray put in my hair to keep it in its normally perfectly-coiffed state.  (Time out for laughter.)  My hair looked so bad I was thinking about buying some hairspray, but I happen to have several containers  around the […]

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