Lloyd has a story to tell, but he’s working on stuff for school and he asked me to tell it. Apparently, during one of his computer classes he walked past the eraser tray of the whiteboard and caught his pants. All twelve boys heard them tear, and he said, “Well, looks like I ripped my pants. Who’s got duct tape?” One of the guys threw some at him (I just have to say – what’s up with that?) and Lloyd got them started on a project, then patched his pants. Such resourcefulness! I think I’ll have him hem my skirt. No hair jokes, please.