Watch as I harness the power of the interweb to bring about my master plan. Even now, as I sit here in the heart of my evil, if slightly chilly, lair typing this message, my evil plan is coming together. You see, once Brad got a website and Lauren got a website, I realized that anyone could have a website. Then (this actually took a while, but for narrative purposes lets say it it pretty much happened next) I thought, what if all the people who I always wonder what they are up to, but never talk to, had websites?
Normally, that sort of idle wondering would have been enough for me, and I would have gone back to reading a book or something. But not this time. No, not this time. This time I have set forth a chain of events mighty to behold and… um… now I sort of need some help. See, John and Cheri have a website: www.schmidly.com, and as we know, the fun bit about having a website is having other people post comments about the things on your website. So, for a limited time only, everyone who posts a comment on their site can be one of my evil minions.
Evil minions don’t have health benefits yet, but we are starting a 401k program at the start of the year. Ah yes, soon my plan will be complete.
I think I look the baddest here. “Baddest man in whole downtown.”
Haha.. John looks like a deer in the headlights.
I agree – you are definitely the “Don’t mess with me, punk” guy in that picture.
Lloyd kind of looks like the Mona Lisa. John looks like a character Anthony Michael Hall would play.
Did I get in on the evil minions deadline?
You have to post on John’s site to become an evil minion. Posting here will just get you a cup of coffee ($0.75 service charge applies).
I DID! You go look and you’ll find it. Right under your offer…