I know how it ends!!! Listen up, people!! I didn’t read the book, but I did read the last page!! You’ll never guess how shocking the ending is!!!!
Are you freaking yet, Brad?
Just kidding. Brad’s secluded himself so that he can finish the book on his own without anyone ruining it. He’s probably not reading this anymore, so feel free to say stuff about him. Actually, today’s post is about refrigerators and milk. Something is up. Three times now I have had milk go bad before I’m done with the gallon. I know that it’s not as cold in the door, but I don’t think that’s the problem. It’s happened before the expiration date, so that’s not the problem. Do you think it’s the cow’s fault?