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Worst Movie Night

September 28, 2007 by Lloyd 11 Comments

Last Tuesday was bad movie night. We’ve seen some bad movies in the past, but this month’s really takes the cake. We’ve become pretty good judges of bad movies over the last few years, and I think we can say with a fair degree of certainty that this movie really went above and beyond our expectations.

Surely dragons pulverizing LA would be good...

Poor acting, plot holes you could drive a dragon through, dialog written by middle schoolers (or, more likely, translated from Korean by middle schoolers). And I’m not talking about the geeky middle school boys who, as we all know, would most likely come up with a reasonable script. It’s like they gave the movie to the Middle School football team and had them write the dialog. Even the title was messed up. Depending on the trailer/poster you see the movie was either Dragon Wars or D-War.

But we went out to dinner after the movie and had another thanksgiving dinner that couldn’t be beat. So it all ended up okay in the end.

Rib Ranch != Famous Dave's

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  1. Cousin Sam says

    September 28, 2007 at 7:19 am

    This is a request from Fat Cousin Sam – I’m on a diet; No more “good” food pictures. Glad you went to that movie, I was thinking about wastine a babysitter on it.

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    • Mom says

      September 28, 2007 at 8:16 pm

      Hey, I hear you are doing great on that diet Sam. Keep it up! We are all rooting for you.

      Reply
  2. Annette says

    September 28, 2007 at 9:51 am

    MMMMMMMMMMM… Famous Dave’s??? You must have been at SouthPointe!

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  3. Brad says

    September 28, 2007 at 10:21 am

    When I saw the previews for that movie I wondered how it even made it to the theaters. It looks perfectly awful. An excellent choice for BMN.

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  4. Peggy says

    September 28, 2007 at 11:10 am

    So you really do try to pick a bad movie? Why? Are you not allowed to see good ones?

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    • Lloyd says

      September 28, 2007 at 1:09 pm

      Think Mystery Science Theater 2000.

      Reply
    • Annette says

      September 28, 2007 at 1:15 pm

      Just “The Brave One(s)” 🙂

      Reply
  5. Karla says

    September 28, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    Did you have shovels and rake and implements of destruction?

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  6. Alice says

    September 29, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    And please tell me you did not leave one of those pieces of paper at the bottom of the pile again!!!

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  7. Lloyd says

    September 29, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    I’m so glad we didn’t run into officer Obie this time.

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    • Alice says

      October 2, 2007 at 10:44 am

      Is he the one with the green felt hat?

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