Anybody need a fridge? We bought a little one at an auction a few years ago, and we use it for keeping da beers cold. Funny, in all the time we’ve owned it I’ve never defrosted it.
It shows. This weekend I discovered this:
Minus the candle, of course. I thought putting candles in there would help melt it, since I didn’t want to pour hot water all over the ice. (There was nowhere for the water to go since the drip tray was full of ice.) One night of candles and scraping didn’t do very much, but the second night of candles and a hammer and a chisel worked wonders! A full hour and a half of ‘SMACK SMACK SMACK’ resulted in this:
This is my finest piece:
So the long and short of it is, cold beer ain’t worth it.
Mark says
Silly you. Just put your beers outside. After all, it’s Nebraska!
Jill says
It’s a college town. The beer would probably disappear pretty quickly.
Annette says
I was always under the impression it didn’t last long enough to bother with refrigeration
Brad says
Is lighting things on fire your answer to everything? Remind me not to ask your advice next time I have a home improvement question.
Brad: I’m having a problem with my bathroom floor tiles.
Lauren: Did you try lighting them on fire?
Lloyd says
Brad: My neck hairs need trimming.
Lauren: Did you try lighting them on fire?
Beth says
Brad: I can’t stay awake in the afternoon.
Lauren: Did you try lighting yourself on fire?
You’re right, Lauren’s into fire. Note to self.
Peggy says
Brad: I have this strange lump …
Lauren: …..
Karla says
Brad: My check engine light keeps popping on in my truck.
Lauren: Did you try lighting your truck on fire?
Karla says
Arron has made a remarkable discovery. He went to Wikipedia (his favorite site in the whole wide web) and searched on “Lloyd and Lauren” just to see if they’ve become famous. Check out what comes back with 100% relevance…
Deborah says
I did it. HA!
Lauren says
Ahem. To be 100% relevant it would be Dumb and Dumberer.