Imagine, if you will, Lloyd AND Lauren at a soccer game. It was myfirst one ever! Lloyd’s school made it to state finals, and he didn’t have school on Friday. He sneakily asked Annette if I could have the day off. Nobody except Annette at work reads this, but if they did, I’d like to say Thanks!
The Warriors won, and it was all my doing. Every time I go to the bathroom, the team I’m rooting for wins. It’s a big responsibility having magic pee.
I have to stop. I’m writing this on Lloyd’s phone and it’s too hard.