So Cricket’s been sick for a while. In fact, she’s been sick since I made fun of her, dang it. She’s got some , um, ‘leakage’….. and I won’t go into details. Anyway, we’ve had her quarantined in the bathroom for a couple of days to see if The Situation is getting better. It is, but she should probably go see the vet. This is a big problem because she is just awful at the vet. (She once bit through my finger during an appointment.) I’m guessing that the upcoming visit may require some, er…. ‘rectal prodding’ …. and since I really like keeping my blood in my fingers where it belongs, I made this muzzle tonight while I watched Project Runway.
NOTE: I always ask Lloyd to read through posts before I publish them, and now I know that if you’ve never watched Project Runway, the following is completely unfunny.
Tim Gunn: Designers, your challenge is to take this ordinary leather glove and create a fabulous restraint system on a budget of no dollars. Good luck.
Tim Gunn: We’re sending in your models for a fitting.
Heidi Klum: I’m so beautiful, let’s start the show.
Heidi Klum: Designers, we found your work to be careless and unfinished. Lauren – you are somehow the winner of Project Runway. Cricket – have some cat food.