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Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2008 by Lauren 15 Comments

Happy Birthday, Jesus!!!

Well, we made it to Missouri and avoided the snow and ice.  (‘Yay’ for leaving later!  We heard about several accidents in the morning.)  We’ve been to a very nice church service and now Lloyd is playing bartender and we’re going to play some kind of dice game.  Wish me luck.  (Lloyd’s also telling all of his bar jokes.  Anyone want to list one? Or perhaps a new one?  Please?)

No photo because I’m having trouble.  How’s your Christmas going?

Filed Under: They can't all be winners. Tagged With: christmas, missouri

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  1. Beth says

    December 25, 2008 at 7:42 am

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    You neek up on him! HA!

    Reply
    • Deborah says

      December 25, 2008 at 9:16 am

      How do you catch a tame rabbit?

      Tame way!

      Reply
  2. Brad says

    December 25, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Congratulations on not having any incidents! Yet.

    Everything’s okay here. I haven’t stepped in any vomit piles or anything. Yet.

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      December 25, 2008 at 8:18 am

      Best to go barefoot; just to make sure.

      Reply
  3. Lauren's dad says

    December 25, 2008 at 8:42 am

    A very old one. What one termite said to another termite: Isn’t this bar tender?

    MERRY CHRISTMAT TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  4. Deborah says

    December 25, 2008 at 9:21 am

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and . . . . . . . a packet of peanuts.” The barman says, “Why the big pause?”

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  5. Peggy says

    December 25, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Merry Christmas!! (Glad you made it…and I hope it wasn’t too scary…but from where I sit…all that snow sounds heavenly!)

    Three guys are walking down the street and 2 of them walk into a bar…the third guy ducked.

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  6. Deborah says

    December 25, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.

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  7. Lauren's mom says

    December 25, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Merry Christmas, Lauren and Llloyd (and all L and L bloggers, too!) We are having lots of snow in Colorado, so we have a White Christmas. Beautiful, but not fun driving. Hope you have a safe trip home.
    I don’t know any bar jokes. Too bad.
    Kiwe, where do you live?

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  8. Lauren's mom says

    December 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    P, S, Dad and I are both having a hard time typing today. Sorry, Lloyd.

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  9. Deborah says

    December 25, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    A northerner walks into a bar down South around Christmastime, and there’s a little nativity scene on the bar. And the guy says, “That’s a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are wearing fireman’s hats?” And the bartender says, “Well, it says right there in the Bible–the wise men came from afar.”

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  10. Lauren says

    December 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    LOVE the jokes – love the ‘Merry Christmas’s even more! Hope everyone is having a happy day!

    Reply
  11. Deborah says

    December 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    And the classic:
    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop!”

    Reply
  12. Karla says

    December 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Merry Christmas, Movie House!!

    What’s the difference between a duck? One leg’s both the same.

    Reply
  13. Deanne says

    December 29, 2008 at 11:59 am

    To Lloyd the Bartender for your next stint: loosen the lid of a beer bottle that needs to be opened with an opener – none of that cheap twist off stuff. Then when someone asks for a bottle, ask them if they’d like you to open it with your eye. They will say yes. Proceed to squeeze the lid with your eyebrow and pull off the loose lid. They will love this. Oh, and do it a little later in the evening so that they don’t think quickly that it’s just a previously loosened lid.

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