If you’re in Seward you should watch out, because there is one more of whatever came out of this around somewhere.
If you happen to know what came out of this, AND IT IS LESS TERRIFYING THAN THIS, please let us know. Otherwise just keep it to yourself.
Maybe it is a parasite.
I bet it is one of those parasites that animals (possibly humans) ingest and then it borrows its way out of the body through the skin.
That would explain this weird hole in my leg, but what has become of the creature?
It looks an awful lot like those ear worms from Star Trek. First they make you highly suggestible, then you die. Have either of you exhibited those symptoms?
Not the latter, but I’m not sure about the former. Could you suggest something for each of us to do that we would not normally do?
Let’s see.
Vote yes for higher taxes, Lloyd. And then go for a jog.
Lauren, order a drink in a plastic cup. Then ask for a plastic bag to carry it home. Then throw both the cup and bag in your trash can with reckless abandon!
(Is it working?)
HAHA!!
Seriously…that gives me the jibbles!! Do you suppose Brad unearthed some crazy ancient civilization when he dug your new beautiful garden? Don’t worry…I’m sure they’re friendly…but probably VERY hungry!
*GAH!* Is this plastic I’m drinking from?? Why are there four straws in this cup?? Why is my ear so itchy inside?
Have you seen the movie, “Tremors”? Maybe these are its babies.
I think it looks like a sandworm. Only smaller. Is Nebraska turning into a desert because of Global Warming??
Did you empty an old bottle of tequilla? Maybe the worm was petrified?? I know, not too funny, but all the clever replies were taken by the time I got here.
As a gesture of friendship perhaps I will sacrifice myself tonight for you all and empty an old bottle of tequila to see if I find a similar creature!