3. If you don’t like diet drinks because of the artificial sweeteners, try adding a little water to each glass of regular soda. But be careful not to add too much. At some point, a mixture of water and Pepsi can be almost bitter.
6. When your large, ivory-colored pet jumps into a tub of used oil, thinking it was water to cool off, the best soap for cleaning him up is Dawn. After 6 baths in 2 hours, it really does cut grease out of the way.
12. If a doctor prescribes you a heavy duty cream for a fast spreading allergic rash you have but the cream makes your skin fall off in big bloody chunks…stop using the cream, even though the doctor says it will get worse before it gets better, hang in there. You could be allergic to the cream too.
Amy says
I like to brush my teeth and read. It’s harder to floss and read though… 🙁
Brad says
3. If you don’t like diet drinks because of the artificial sweeteners, try adding a little water to each glass of regular soda. But be careful not to add too much. At some point, a mixture of water and Pepsi can be almost bitter.
Lloyd says
4. Always try to be drawn from the front. Drawings from the side can make you look flat (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Lauren says
5. Do not criticize your wife’s drawing skilz.
Kristi says
6. When your large, ivory-colored pet jumps into a tub of used oil, thinking it was water to cool off, the best soap for cleaning him up is Dawn. After 6 baths in 2 hours, it really does cut grease out of the way.
Karla says
7. Consider having cats as pets instead of dogs. Cats bathe themselves and don’t jump into water to cool down.
Deanne says
8. Use a regular hair comb in the spring to comb out the winter hairs that are falling out and matting up your cat’s coat.
9. Don’t wait until summer to comb out the matted fur in your outdoor cat.
10. Mark the comb you use for your cat, so that you don’t accidentally use it on yourself.
Ann says
Do not play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Peggy says
HA!
Peggy says
12. If a doctor prescribes you a heavy duty cream for a fast spreading allergic rash you have but the cream makes your skin fall off in big bloody chunks…stop using the cream, even though the doctor says it will get worse before it gets better, hang in there. You could be allergic to the cream too.
Gretchen says
Do not underestimate the power of hand sanitizer. It can be used to remove silly putty from hair. (human hair, that is. Haven’t tried cat hair.)
Curt says
13. One who grasps cow’s teat with cold hands gets face slapped with manure covered tail.
Beth says
14. When you put a diaper on a baby boy, tuck.
Annette says
Don’t you mean, “duck?”
Peggy says
HA!!
Curt says
15. Eating too much Peanut Butter Captain Crunch makes roof of mouth sour.
Curt says
Sore, not sour. Stupid brain.
Karla says
16. If you’re going to eat sunflower seeds to stay awake, get the unsalted kind.