Happy Birthday, Phil!
Here’s something you don’t see everyday: I had to buy some printer ink in Lincoln today, and got to visit two geese that were hanging out in the parking lot of Office Depot.
How very, very surreal.
Two geese walked into an office supply store…..
Peggy says
…to question something on their bill, …
Peggy says
…bills,… (can you fix that above please)
Rae says
and said to the customer support representative, “We saw your sign that said you fixed computers. Can you fix our navigation system, we seem to be lost.”
And yes, they will bite if you try to pet them!
Brad says
Two geese walked into a bar and… wait… that’s a different post…
I found this on the internet. I changed it from “duck” to “goose”:
A goose walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “I’ll have a beer”.
The bartender says “Hey! where did you come from?”
The goose says “I’m working the construction site across the street”.
And the bartender says, “Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?”
And the goose said “What would the circus want with a brick laying goose?”
Peggy says
Hey, I made up my own joke…well, it’s supposed to be a joke…maybe it’s a noke.
Lauren's mom says
It’s a good one, Peggy!