I forgot to write about this earlier.
My parents have a bunch of volunteer jobs. Their retirement is nothing like my retirement will be. I will be in a comfortable chair, cruising the internet, just like I spend my free time now. They are going around doing good deeds like small-time superheros.
One of my Dad’s jobs is keeping the vending machine full at the hospital. He lovingly refers to it as ‘feeding his pets’, and I can’t believe the amount of stuff he buys. Apparently he and Mom make this trip more than once a month, and it’s amazing how much snack-y stuff they buy! They told me that this was a small load.
Mom and Dad, it was a privilege to help buy a bunch of junk food with you. Thank you.
Brad says
It looks like all the food groups are represented in that load of food: the chocolate group, the cheesy group, the fruity group… It’s all there.
Lauren's dad says
The veggie group is there, too — potato chips!
Peggy says
HA! You funny!
And YAY for small-time superheroes! Because really, small-time super heroes are the SUPEREST of them all!!!!
Lloyd says
That’s how we buy our Oreos too (in my dream world).
Kristi says
I’ll take the Gardetto’s.