So many potential jokes…..

June 22, 2010


Lloyd got a piece of mail from the University of Phoenix that had the ominous threat/assumption: YOU’RE EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING.

Did he know? Did he know? Is Madonna upset because Lloyd was supposed to clean her pool? Is Elton John wondering where his rhinestone repair guy is? Is our neighbor going to call him to paint their trim? Is he going to have to preach on Sunday? He better hop to it, because he’s EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING.

It’s such a lame slogan. To top it off, it’s for their master’s degree program. Good grief.

It's a coaster.  For all the mugs teachers get.  Ha ha ha.

On with the jokes. Did you know that Lloyd is Steve Martin’s dog walker? He’s EVERYBODY’S EVERYTHING!

No pressure, Lloyd.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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7 Responses to “So many potential jokes…..”

  1. Brad Said on:

    So they’re trying to recruit megalomaniacs to their program? Are megalomaniacs rich?


  2. Peggy Said on:

    Steve Jobs has lost his iPhone at the zoo…last seen at the elephant cage. Hurry Lloyd!


  3. Kristi Said on:

    You can come and dust my house. I’ve been expecting you for several months.


  4. Charles Said on:

    Hello again!


  5. Curt Said on:

    Hey the Republican Party could use a candidate for the next presidential election.


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