Looks like my new career is just ahead! There’s a Trader Joe’s opening up in Lincoln. I hear that ‘crew members’ can make between $40,000-$60,000. Sa-wheet! I look forward to the pay raise.
And, just because I love it so much, the song again.
What department would you hope to work in? I would think working in the “meat” department would be hard: having to witness the senseless slaughter of all those innocent tofus.
PS there was a very interesting article on the secret Trader Joe’s business life last month in Fortune magazine. Be sure to read up on that and you’ll ace your interview for sure.
I read it! Lloyd was supposed to pass the information on when a friend sent him the link, but he didn’t. I had to seek it out on my own. Drat you, Lloyd!!!
Yay!! But will you stay there once IKEA comes to Seward? And will IKEA offer cool names for their employees like TJ’s? Would you stay a crew member or become an Edelweiss?
Brad says
What department would you hope to work in? I would think working in the “meat” department would be hard: having to witness the senseless slaughter of all those innocent tofus.
Lauren says
Ha! 😀 “Bean curd is murder!”
Gretchen says
So Lincoln has a Raising Cane’s and now is getting a Trader Joe’s? Oh, life is so unfair.
Gretchen says
PS there was a very interesting article on the secret Trader Joe’s business life last month in Fortune magazine. Be sure to read up on that and you’ll ace your interview for sure.
Lauren says
I read it! Lloyd was supposed to pass the information on when a friend sent him the link, but he didn’t. I had to seek it out on my own. Drat you, Lloyd!!!
Peggy says
Yay!! But will you stay there once IKEA comes to Seward? And will IKEA offer cool names for their employees like TJ’s? Would you stay a crew member or become an Edelweiss?
Curt says
Lauren, where is this located at?
Lauren says
In Southpointe between Hobby Town and Office Max. Come visit me there on the weekends! *ding* *ding*
Deborah says
Let’s hear it for 5 buck chuck!
Lloyd says
That sounds like a cheap gigolo.
Deborah says
It used to be 2 buck Chuck.
Lauren says
Until you married him?
Karla says
Stupid inflation…
Keren says
If you get a job there, will you send me cool food items (if I send you the money?) We have no Trader Joe’s here. Nope.
Lauren says
Done and done!