- This is where I usually get my fruit. I’m not exactly tall, so it’s a bit of a bother. But after careful reflection, I think that you will agree that this is the only real choice.
- This is where most people get their fruit. It is also where people who get their fruit from 1 put rejected fruit that, for some reason, does not meet their exacting standards.
- This is where little old ladies get their fruit. It is also where people who get their fruit from 2 put rejected fruit that, for some reason, does not meet their somewhat loose standards. This turns out to be not much of a problem, because these ladies are old enough to remember what actual fruit looks like from nature, so they expect their fruit to look more or less like this.
- This is where the 3 year olds grab the fruit and lick it when their parents are not looking.