Like my picture? I’m going into the iron-on making business and I’m wearing that shirt next week.
Not that I travel by plane much, but I’m irritated by the new security measures that the TSA has come up with. You’ve heard of this? Either get a full-body scan that shows all 2000 of the parts that Lever soap keeps clean, or have an ‘unhappy honeymoon’ pat-down. Normally I’m a ‘keep your head in the sand’ kind of person and don’t even bother to be informed with nationwide goings-on, but this one riles me. It seems like a no-win “Would you rather….?” game. Let me see what I can come up with:
Would you rather eat a handful of needles or have a piranha chew the flesh off your leg?
Would you rather have a bowel movement in front of your co-workers or have to wear your underwear on the outside of your pants all the time?
Would you rather have a naked picture taken in a public place or be groped by a complete stranger, also in a public place?
Oh wait – I didn’t make that last one up.
Perhaps you could come up with one that’s worse.