Because we’re butts.

December 11, 2010


We had my all-staff Christmas party Saturday night, and I have to say – it was a good idea. Instead of having it at someone’s home they had a delicious dinner catered at our local bowling alley, and then had bowling afterward. Very cool idea.

Instead of everyone bringing a white elephant gift to share, they had door prizes throughout the evening. There were prizes for Most Festive, Best Dressed Couple, First To Visit The Bathroom, Jolliest Laugh, and First In The Food Line.

We didn’t stay for the bowling because Lloyd has begun to get my cough, and I had to hurry home for my tremor-inducing inhaler dose. As we were putting on our coats, guess what? We won a door prize! First To Leave a.k.a. Party Poopers. We won a Buttmaster! (Warning: Do not Google ‘Buttmaster’. Just click here instead. Trust me. I am not kidding. *jibblie*)

I tried it in the car, and I gotta say – I felt the burn. I’ll keep you posted on the progress. 🙂

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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5 Responses to “Because we’re butts.”

  1. Keren Said on:

    That thing looks weird, even for a Buttmaster.


  2. Brad Said on:

    One of my co-workers moved into a house that was formerly owned by a couple with the last name of Butts. Heh.


  3. Kristi Said on:

    Thank you for not including demonstration photos. The guilt would simply be too much.


  4. Peggy Said on:

    Actually I’d like to see a demonstration….from the looks of that thing….I shudder wondering how it must be used.


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