Lloyd is working on his little project that I’m pretending to be interested in because when he wanders around thinking and talking about it I can get him to do stuff for me.
Lloyd: “See, if I can just get the protoromulator to spegork, then it will vortex at a greater speed.”
Lauren: “That’s awesome. Could you get me a soda?”
Lloyd (getting the soda): “Sure. All I need is to speborterate the hypergallum and – here’s your pop – then I can troom the glots.”
Lauren: “Chips?”
Anyway, part of this project with the albumin involves soldering some stuff together. We hit all the thrift stores, Harbor Freights and Radio Shacks in Lincoln on Saturday – looking for wire, switches and dials, but we really, really should have picked up more Band-Aids.
Soldering guns are hot.
Brad says
Ha! Your fake techno-jargon is HILARIOUS!
Is that a motor, Lloyd? I can’t wait to see what you’re building.
Peggy says
That’s fake techno talk?!?
I sure hope it’s a time machine you’re building Lloyd. I’d be willing to test it.
Curt says
Yeah, solder is a stupid word. But are we saying it wrong? I think the Brits pronounce the “l”.
Peggy says
By Cracky, you’re right!!
http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=solder&submit=Submit