Gather ’round, kids, while I teach you a valuable life lesson: When the milk on your cereal tastes funny, don’t try to power through finishing the bowl. Toss that stuff out and make someone take you to McDonald’s for a McMuffin, or you’ll be sorry later.
Today was my third official day off, and I spent most of it in intestinal distress. Booooo…….
That’s all. How was your Tuesday?
Brad says
Sorry your intestines were distressed. But something good came of it: it caused us to look up how long the average human’s large and small intestines are. They’re around 25 feet long.
Peggy says
Don’t get rid of that milk! You could ‘jar’ it up & voila….instant colon cleanse. With your jar magic skills you could easily sell it for $60., maybe $80. a jar.
Hope you are feeling better today!
(btw: I didn’t care for my Tuesday one bit.)
Kristi says
So how does the length of your intestines compare to Lloyd’s fireworks?
Peggy says
….and don’t forget the sound!
Mark says
Eeeewwwwwww!!!!!