Intead of a joke, I’ll tell you something I heard after school this past week. As a girl was leaving the building, a boy who was already outside opened the door for her. As she walked through, he said in his best bar pick-up line voice: “I’m sorry I made it so hot outside.”
Brad says
Ha! I like that!
Intead of a joke, I’ll tell you something I heard after school this past week. As a girl was leaving the building, a boy who was already outside opened the door for her. As she walked through, he said in his best bar pick-up line voice: “I’m sorry I made it so hot outside.”
Lloyd says
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Lauren says
How many?
Peggy says
HA!
Lloyd says
It’s… Well, nevermind. It’s an obscure number -- you probably haven’t heard of it.
Peggy says
In honor of Earth Day:
What did the monkey say when he accidently cut off his tail?
(It won’t be long now)
I’m going to see the movie ‘Chimpanzee’ this weekend. Part of the proceeds go to help Earth Day causes. I like to help when I can. 🙂
Gretchen says
Stop (reading) me if you’ve heard this one, but it is the only joke I can remember:
What did the zero say to the eight?
(I like your belt.)
Kristi says
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna play with me?