• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • Home
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Who’s Who
  • Archive
  • Lauren Stuff
    • Lauren’s To-Do List
    • Bacon Mat Gallery
    • Preschool Quotes
    • Bat Bugs and You
    • Hilarious!
    • Pot Pie recipe
    • Utility Bills
    • Gas Bills
    • Building Committee CDC
  • Lloyd Stuff
    • Lloyd’s To-Do List
    • 50 Best Movies for Middle School
    • Good High School Websites
    • Fantasy Baseball Files
    • Website Rubric & Programming Rubric
    • I Want to Bake Bread
    • I Want to Forge Swords
    • Sorry Chuck. Sorry Brad.
    • The Lloyd Gallery
    • Narnia in Pop Culture
    • myMiniCity WordPress Plugin
    • Settlers Record
  • Prius Camping
  • Brazil
    • Martin Hofman Diaries – 1946
Lloyd and Lauren website logo

LaurenandLloyd.com

where our wasted time becomes your wasted time

  • Most Popular
  • Drawings
  • Videos
  • Worst day ever
  • Journal
  • More
  • Brazil

I am an idiot

February 28, 2013 by Lauren 6 Comments

Sooooooo……

My truck has had battery problems. About twice a year, it has increasing trouble starting, until a week or two later when it just conks out completely. I understand why it happens – I start it up cold, drive thirteen blocks, let it sit all day, then repeat the process to go home. I hardly ever go anywhere after work, and we never take the truck into Lincoln because it’s a more efficient to take the car. So, the battery doesn’t get charged up. (I asked about this problem last time I took it in, and the guys didn’t really seem to care. The battery is under warranty so they just replace it for free.)

Well, earlier this week it was starting to make the warning sounds, so I let it idle fifteen minutes in the driveway. When Lloyd came home I told him about it and he said, “Tomorrow, let it run an hour.”

So I did. I drove Ralph home, left the car running, and said to myself, “Set a timer so you don’t forget.” This was around 5:00. Then Ralph started doing his pitifully hilarious shennanigans.

As I was writing my post last night at 8:30, there was a knock at the door. It was Mr. Durre, our neighbor. He started to speak, but I went pale and said, “The truck!”

God bless him. If he hasn’t stopped by, that thing would have run out of gas. I am so stupid.

Bright side? It started like a dream this morning.

Filed Under: Bad ideas, Lauren

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Kris says

    March 1, 2013 at 5:16 am

    LOL. I once left our van running in the WalMart parking lot while I did our weekly shopping (not a quick stop). Impressive!

    Reply
  2. Peggy says

    March 1, 2013 at 8:11 am

    I’m so glad to hear that other people do such things. And thank goodness for the neighbor! Unfortunately though, if there was ever an idiot contest…I fear I’d win.

    Once I pulled into a gas station, went inside & paid for my gas, got back in my car & drove off….without putting the gas in my car. When I came out of my next stop I noticed my gas cap thingy open & then it hit me. I went back, head hung, & the guy laughed and I got my gas. My friends all convinced me that I wasn’t an idiot…just a mom with way to many things on her mind that day. So that’s what we’re going with.

    Reply
  3. Brad says

    March 1, 2013 at 8:33 am

    I’ve heard that it’s good to let your car run out of gas every once in a while. It helps suck dirt and water out of your gas tank, and it gets blown out your exhaust pipe. You could’ve just claimed it was your regularly-scheduled gas tank emptying day.

    Reply
    • Curt says

      March 1, 2013 at 9:35 am

      It will clean your tank but will clog your fuel filter.

      Reply
      • Brad says

        March 1, 2013 at 11:03 am

        Oh… I should have remembered that. I had a car once that had frequent fuel filter problems. I even learned how to change it. But not without drenching my hands in gasoline. Ahh, the bracing smell of gasoline…

        Reply
  4. Curt says

    March 1, 2013 at 9:32 am

    I have a battery charger and you can borrow it whenever you need to.

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

Recent Comments

  • Jill December 1, 2025 at 1:09 pm on Good grief, Sam.Woo hoo! I love a good update.
  • Kristi November 26, 2025 at 8:42 pm on Good grief, Sam.Yay - a post! Thanks for the update. I've been wondering how life has been in Lloyd-and-Lauren Land.
  • Lloyd'sCousinSam November 23, 2025 at 7:53 am on Good grief, Sam.I am the Sam, I speak for nobody, but in this instance I am speaking for the earth. Quite apologizing[more]
  • Brady D Gurganious November 23, 2025 at 4:48 am on Good grief, Sam.Good job Sam. We’ve all been thinking it.
  • Lloyd'sCousinSam November 20, 2025 at 6:15 am on Memory archive – the stormI would like to help you move on from this disaster. The Paw Patrol has a Christmas special November 28.[more]

Friends

  • Brad
  • Deanne
  • Gretchen
  • Kitt
  • Kris
  • Kristi
  • Top

Sites

  • CSTA Nebraska
  • Lincoln Lutheran
  • Lorenz Family
  • Preschool Pointers
  • Programming Class
  • Sommerer Family
  • St. John CDC
  • Weber Family
  • WP Login

Tags

add art auction Bacon bathroom birthday brad camera cat cats choir christmas clothing computer Cricket family fire food Gadget game garden geek green hair house ipad iphone kitchen laundry mail Meta movie movies music mystery omaha Peggy preschool reunion royuks School seward Small Town tv ukulele

Brad Quote

Brad Royuk has NEVER used an eraser.

Copyright © 2025 · Genesis Sample on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in