Hey, Ralph. I’m on vacation and need to make a post. Mind if I put stuff on you?
How ’bout a pair of glasses?
See, that’s not so bad. What about a cereal bowl?
Sock full of rice?
See? That’s relaxing. Now a little remote,
and some tissues,
and a pen,
and a cookie tin (empty, of course. I’m not a monster.)
You doin’ ok, Ralphie? How about just a couple more? Like, the remote….
….aaaannnd a book.
Done. I promise I’m leaving the house on Friday so we won’t have to do this again. You’re a good guy, Ralph. A real team player.