Soooo…. I came home from work, threw a couple of slices of old pizza in the microwave, went to grab a cup, and there was a wasp on the window.
Wait. Cruicial detail: on the inside of the window.
What the what?? I took his picture before following him around the house. I smashed him with great skill, strength and accuracy with absolute calm. There were definitely no little whimpers.
So, now there is a strip of tape over the lock of the window with holes in the screen. Do. not. open.