When my eye went wonky this weekend, it was so goopy I just couldn’t believe it. I already had medicine, so that was fine, but the eyelid was starting to get weirdly puffy. I did some hot compresses, but then googled some other remedies. I came across a homemade saline/eye wash solution.
It’s a cup of water with a half teaspoon of salt (not iodized salt) dissolved in it. I heated it up in the microwave, let it cool down, then put it in a clean shot glass and stuck that on my eye. It was pretty funny looking around and blinking my eye in the glass. I made jokes about my drinking problem as the water dribbled down my face.
Anyway, when the end times come, I look forward to tending to your ills with my mustard plasters and tinctures.