The one where Lloyd gets “scammed”

February 3, 2020

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Lauren here. Lloyd actually wrote this post. He spent most of the afternoon and evening going back-and-forth with a spammer who was pretending to be his principal. Lloyd spent a good long time transferring the email text into this website, but after reading it, I see he missed some parts – asking if Northwest High School was at the ‘meeting’ and the part where he crookedly asked for 5 personal days. This post is a to-be-continued, because there’s more. Ok. Back to Lloyd:

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 1:31 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Are you available?
Please no call just reply me and stay active

Mr. Matt Heibel
402-467-5404
PRINCIPAL
LINCOLN LUTHERAN MIDDLE SCHOOLS

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 1:35 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

What do you need?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 1:36 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

I’m in a meeting right now that’s why i’m contacting you through here. I should have call you instead of mailing you but phones are not allowed to be use during meeting. I don’t know when the meeting will be rounding up and i want you to help me out on something very important right away,can you?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 1:38 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

I have a little bit of time before I have to leave. But of course I will help.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 1:43 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Can you help me get an ebay gift card from the store right now? I will surely REIMBURSE you back today once I’m done with the meeting.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 1:46 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Yes, I can do that.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 1:46 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Thank you!

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 1:48 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Thanks. The amount i want is $100 each in two (2) pieces so that will make it a total of $200 l’ll be reimbursing back to you. I need physical cards which you are going to get from the store. When you get them just scratch it take a picture of them and send it to me here ok. Let me know if you can help me with that amount right away plus I will get the cards from when coming to school tomorrow but i need the pictures first

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 1:50 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

It will take me a little bit to get them.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 1:52 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Like how many minutes will it take to get it

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:02 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Okay, I at store now. they not have 2 100 card. they have lot 50 cards. image.png <–Image of $50 gift cards

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:04 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay buy 50 in 4 making 2

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:08 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

They have one hundred card. I could get one of those and two fifties.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:09 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

What is your meeting about?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:11 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

It’s just a meeting of schools cause we are planning to lunch something special in the school

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:17 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Did you mean launch something special or lunch something special?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:19 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

I mean launching

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:21 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Oh, good. I thought Joel was going to have you do that thing with tacos again.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:22 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

No

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:24 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Northwest are not here

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:25 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Hope no problem and why asking about that

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:27 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay, haven’t you get the card

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:31 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Sorry. I ran into Jeff. Checking out now.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:37 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay, just make it urgent

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:38 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Sh*t, my credit card was declined.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:40 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Just help me find a way to get it okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:40 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

And I don’t know if I would need more

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:42 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

I see an Automatic Teller Machine across the street. I can go to there to get some dollars and then use that to pay for the ebay gift cards back at the store.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:43 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay that will be fine

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:46 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

And can you make it $500 in total cause another principal here give me cash here to help them get either

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:48 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

I will make $500 reimburse to you immediately I’m done here, just send me your details so I can make the payment when I’m done

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:49 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

The ATM will only let me take out $300 in one day.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:51 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

How am I going to get the remaining $200

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:53 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

I could drive to school and get it from the safe in your office.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 2:55 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Go get the $300 card first okay, then later do that

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 2:57 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Okay. I will go back to the store and get the $300 first. Matt, does this count as one of those special favors that you talked to me about in private last year at NETA?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:00 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Oh that’s through but not here

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:02 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

What!

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:04 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Sorry just speaking with someone

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:06 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

So, we’re good with me taking those five extra personal days off in March? And you won’t mark them down on my file?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:07 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay no problem

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:10 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Deal! I’m buying the cards now.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:13 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Yes deal

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:14 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Hey, Jeff just texted me and he thinks this might be a scam.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:17 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Just tell him to text me okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:19 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

When you get the card just go to my safe and get it money their okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:23 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Jeff said I should ask you to prove that you are really Matt. I believe you because you knew about our secret agreement. But send me some proof for Jeff.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:29 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

What did he mean by prove or did you tell him about our secret, please if you can’t get it just let me know okay I don’t understand what you are up to

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:31 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

No! I would never tell anyone about our agreement. I guess you did know about our agreement, so it must be you. Anyway, Jeff didn’t get any answer when he tried to text you. I guess you didn’t give HIM your real personal cell phone number.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:33 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

No

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:33 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Get this immediately cause you are delaying this meeting okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:34 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Don’t listen to him okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:35 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Waiting right here cause you are delaying this meeting just get the card and send it now okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:37 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Scratch it and let me have the picture now

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:38 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

I can’t. Driving.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:39 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Why can’t you drive

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:41 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Make it fast okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:43 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Is the combination to the safe the same one you told me to use last time?

[notice the uncharacteristically long pause while he considers how to best answer this one –Lloyd]

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:47 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Yes

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:48 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

This meeting might be cancelled please can you send the one with you so we can get things on

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:52 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

I think I’m not gonna get on the deal you made with me about five extra personal days

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 3:53 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Take $1500 okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:54 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Okay $1500. $1000 in ebay cards and $500 for me, right?

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:55 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Yes

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:55 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

And take $500 extra okay cause I don’t know what’s going on here

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:56 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Have you not gotten the card yet cause you are delaying us here

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 3:57 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Yes, just do that fast okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:15 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Are you there

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 4:16 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Yes. Driving. Traffic bad. Many car.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:17 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

How much is with you now

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 4:18 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

The $300 ebay cards and the cash.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:20 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay send me the $300 eBay gift card

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 4:20 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Can’t. Driving.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 4:22 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay then

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:25 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Get me a steam wallet card also of $100 in five making $500 if they have in the store okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 4:26 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

ok.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:30 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

So how much will the money remain in total after getting the card

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020, 4:34 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Okay, so you want the $300 in the ebays that we already have. And $100 more in the ebays. And $500 in the Steems. that leaves $1000. Do you want me to take out $300 for my reimbursements now, or will you give me that tomorrows? We either have $700 left or $1000 left depending on your anwers.

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:37 PM School Principal principals467@gmail.com wrote:

Okay remove your $300 and get steam wallet with the remaining $700 okay cause they are 5 here that gives me cash and have promise them they are getting the card okay

On Sun, Feb 2, 2020 at 4:39 PM Lloyd Sommerer lsommerer@lincolnlutheran.org wrote:

Okay

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7 Responses to “The one where Lloyd gets “scammed””

  1. Kristi Said on:

    Love it! Hilarious! You have way more patience than I do with this kind of thing.

    Reply

  2. Peggy Said on:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! You made my morning!!

    Reply

  3. Zoyx Said on:

    That was exquisite, my friend.

    Way more entertaining than my “FBI is about to arrest me for laundering money” phone calls.

    Reply

  4. Brad Said on:

    Hahaha! Awesome! I love how you started talking like he did. Ehhxcellent!

    Reply

  5. Kris Said on:

    Love this so much! Way to go, Lloyd!

    Reply

  6. Debbie Said on:

    This needs to be on the news! So funny! They’re gonna lunch something! Lol thieves are really idiots… and show it…. and don’t know it. Way to stringem lloyd!

    Reply

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