The one where Lloyd gets “scammed” (part 2)

February 5, 2020

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Part 2: Where the scammer reviews the Super Bowl halftime show and uses the FBI to blackmails me.

When we left off, I had a pile of cash from Mr. Heibel’s safe, $300 in ebay gift cards, and $500 in Steam gift cards. As before, it’s interesting to note the times of each response.

You can read part 1 here.

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 4:42 PM

I have $500 in steam. That was all they had at that store. I am going to the wal*marts to get the rest.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 4:43 PM

Okay

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 4:54 PM

Are you there

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 4:57 PM

Are you there

How many minutes will it take to get to the store

{note: in a few cases, he didn’t feel like typing something he typed before, so he quoted it from a previous email.}

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:04 PM

Why aren’t you replying me

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 5:05 PM

I’m at Walmart now.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:07 PM

Have you gotten it

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:07 PM

Send me the one with you first before getting the remaining okay

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 5:08 PM

One what?

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:10 PM

The steam gift card and eBay you first buy send me those one first before getting the remaining

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 5:12 PM

Im going to have to find something to scrape the number off the back first.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:14 PM

Okay, when you scratch it then send me the picture here

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:27 PM

Have you gotten the rest of them

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 5:38 PM

Why aren’t you replying me

Have you gotten the rest of them


School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 6:23 PM

Are you still there or not getting it again just reply me please

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 6:25 PM

Are you still there or not getting it again just reply me please


Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 6:39 PM

Watching the Super Bowl now. I am sorry that I could not come to your super bowl party. If I could then I could have just given these to you.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:23 PM

Let me have the pictures of the card sent to me here

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 7:26 PM

What did you think of that half time show?

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:28 PM

Really think it was fantastic okay

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:29 PM

But you never send me Any pictures of the card to me

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 7:36 PM

Isn’t the meeting over? There’s no hurry now, right? Can’t I just give them to you tomorrow?

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:40 PM

It over and we are getting to party here but you fail me today

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 7:43 PM

What do you mean?

School Principal Attachments Feb 2, 2020, 7:46 PM

Another principal from another school get us that and I ask you to go to my safe and took the money and buy it but you never get me anything

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 7:47 PM

No, I got you, man.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:48 PM

I’m highly disappointed in you, upon how I like you and telling you some secret is it what you wanted to pay me back

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 7:51 PM

See. I do it for you.
image.png <——-picture of three scratched off ebay cards that I got from the interwebs.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:53 PM

This card you sent are invalid card what did you use me and call

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:54 PM

I would never trusted you anymore just get that, and I will make sure I collect my money from you when I get to school tomorrow

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 7:55 PM

You are a %&#*@&! fake liers, same with Jeff
{note: he didn’t actually type %&#*@&! here or in future emails}

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:10 PM

What did Jeff do?

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:13 PM

Are you still with my money $2000

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:16 PM

I knew Jeff is planning bad for you telling you not to get me the card

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:19 PM

I think that you might not be my principal.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:22 PM

So I’m not Matt Heibel right don’t worry we shall see tomorrow

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:27 PM

But you told me you will have a free days and you made a deal with me but how can I trust you now

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:28 PM

Wait! What!

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:31 PM

I don’t get my free personal days?

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:31 PM

You told me you are getting the card and why didn’t you get it for me cause is so important

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:32 PM

Okay, you caught me. I’ll give your $2,000 back to you tomorrow.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:32 PM

You are not getting your free personal days since you didn’t get the card

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:33 PM

I’m sorry that I tried to scam you.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:37 PM

I need the card now to do something here on my system

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:38 PM

Okay. You don’t say anything about the $2,000 and I will send you the pictures of the cards. But I will only send to a cell phone number. No email!

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:41 PM

I can only receive that on my email okay, if truly you get it then send me here

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:42 PM

No way. Too risky. Only cell phone!

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:43 PM

check this out in your faebook click the link http://www.rzaca.comXXXXX//7tYyV/?sc=1&sc=1&l=1&ppy=6346840&i=6346840

{Note: this is a fake facebook login page. Remove the XXXXX to view.}

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:45 PM

No. Only cell phone.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:47 PM

I think you are making things harder why can’t you send me here

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:49 PM

Send me here then 9087584085

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 8:49 PM

If you don’t trust me with your cell number then I don’t trust you not to tell my real principal about the $2,000 if you do not trust me, then I do not trust yo

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:54 PM

4024675404 okay

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 8:58 PM

Did you check on the link I send to you about what are able to launch

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:01 PM

Send me a real phone number, or no cards.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:05 PM

That’s my number and I didn’t see anything okay don’t try to mess up with me okay

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:06 PM

That is the school number.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:11 PM

You are with my money and you don’t want to send me what I ask you to get or are you kidding and if you can’t send it them I’m not giving you any personal free days

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:16 PM

Are you still pretending to be my principal? I don’t know who you are. I just don’t want you to tell my real principal that I took $2,000 from his safe.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:21 PM

I will make sure you are fired out from the school tomorrow if you didn’t do what I ask you to do cause I’m reporting you to the FBI and if you wanted to be save then do that immediately just give you some minutes to do that right now

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:22 PM

Okay. You win. I don’t want the FBI. But I will only send to a cell phone number.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:25 PM

You just have some minutes left I promise you if you didn’t send me the card here you are gone I swear with my life I will call the FBI and they will track you you down tomorrow morning

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:31 PM

They will never find me and you will never get your $2,000 dollars.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:34 PM

Wow that’s great did you know I have the principal Email and cell phone number just wait and see what will happen to you LoL

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:36 PM

Okay, you win. Just send me a number that I can sends the cards to and you will never hear from me again.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:38 PM

You are in Lincoln and how did you want to get escape from the FBI ? I will text your principal that you stole money from him yesterday when no one is in school

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:39 PM

I’m too cute to go to prison. I will send the cards.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:39 PM

When you done that then everything will be okay, just send it to this number right now 9087584085

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:41 PM

And when I comfirm it a valid card then you are free

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:41 PM

What!

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:43 PM

I mean if the card is not a valid card or use card then you are in trouble I swear

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:44 PM

Don’t swear.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:46 PM

Infact just send me the picture here now I’m not here for jokes and if you can’t do that just forget it and you are going to jail I swear with my life

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:48 PM

Infact just send me the picture here now I’m not here for jokes and if you can’t do that just forget it and you are going to jail I swear with my life and don’t and don’t text me again just send the pictures {note: I’m not sure who is texting him. I didn’t want to text him from my phone.}

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:50 PM

I am not stupid. If I just send you the card then you will tell my principal. Cell phone only!

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:54 PM

Okay, I promise with my life that after sending the pictures and I see that is a valid card then I won’t text you neither texting your principal. Deal

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 9:55 PM

Deal. Send phone number.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 9:58 PM

You are making me angry and Don’t let me change my mind I told you to send me the picture here what the hell %&#*@&! wrong with you

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 10:05 PM

No cell, no deal.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 10:08 PM

Go to hell, how many time will I give you my number 9087584085

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 10:11 PM

Go to hell cause have giving you the number 9087584085 and if you act smart I will send you to jail tomorrow

Lloyd Sommerer Feb 2, 2020, 10:14 PM

I have to go to bed now. I have school in the morning. I can send the cards tomorrow.

School Principal Feb 2, 2020, 10:16 PM

I swear to God if you go to bed you are gone without sending the card

School Principal Attachments Feb 2, 2020, 10:24 PM

What did you have to say about this

{to be continued in part 3}

About Lloyd

Lloyd Sommerer is a middle/high school teacher who likes to build websites, read books, grow beards, make fun of Lauren’s prototypes and eat the sauce of the picante.

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5 Responses to “The one where Lloyd gets “scammed” (part 2)”

  1. Peggy Said on:

    A cliff hanger!! I’m on the edge of my seat. This is so great!

    I can’t wait for you to reply me.

    Reply

  2. Kristi Said on:

    I love so many things about this.

    “The FBI will never find me!!!”

    “I’m too cute to go to prison.”

    “Don’t swear.”

    You totally flipped the tables on mr. scammer.

    Reply

  3. Jill Said on:

    This is hilarious. I’m laughing so hard, the dog is looking at me funny.

    Reply

  4. Brad Said on:

    Wow! He actually composed an email and took a screenshot of it? You’re really making him work! Hehe

    Reply

  5. Brady Gurganious Said on:

    I LOVE this! Can’t wait for the next part. Reminds me of the John Harlan tv saga. So good!

    Reply

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