So, the Dairy King in my hometown has been closed…..abandonded? for years. Apparently it’s on the market for like $17*,000, and I sould buy it.
I do have about two months of experience working there. I. Was. Terrible. It was a real-deal drive in and I took lots of orders and goofed them up. We laughed about the sweet little old lady with her dog who couldn’t see over the dashboard of her car, so she’d just drive over the dividing sidewalk (that we waitresses walked on) when she’d leave. We gave too-large ice cream cones to the truckers (who gave great tips) until our boss, Bonsall Huffington, yelled at us and showed us what a 3-ounce cone was supposed to weigh. No tips after that.
Apparently it looks just like the mid-80s inside, so I could step right in like I’ve never walked away.
So……….. that loan?