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Home 'Improvement'

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

April 16, 2008 by Lauren 8 Comments

We’ve talked about this before. One of the challenges of living in an old house is getting the hot/cold air to stay where it will do the most good. When we first moved into this house it was frustrating that in the summer it would be a million degrees upstairs where we slept and cold enough to keep meat in the basement. Some friends of ours, the Glanzers, were visiting and John and I came up with some mighty fine solutions the more beer we consumed. I settled on “cuttin’ a hole in that dang ol’ door to keep the cold where I need it, but still lettin’ the cats down to the litter box.”

And that is when I learned the very valuable lesson that you shouldn’t drink and then use power tools. I tried the first cut with a circular saw, which just left a nice, nibbled track across the door. Then I switched to a drill for the corners and the jig saw to cut the crooked lines.

Sure I had some regrets the next day (we can never sell this house with that door) but hey -it does work in the summer. At least it did before the cats got so fat.

Holy Efficiency, Batman!

UPDATE: Pfennig is alive and well. This is NOT a stuffed doorstop.

pfennig.jpg

Filed Under: Gadget, Home 'Improvement', Lauren

The Shelf Story

April 15, 2008 by Lauren 20 Comments

Deborah commented on our open-shelving system a few days ago, and for lack of better material, I’ll explain why.

The door to this cupboard wouldn’t close all the way, so I took it off.

At least the stuff inside is clean, right?

Dnag. I thought it would be a better story than that.

Sorry, folks. Tune in next time for more “Boring Ways That Lauren Has Devalued Their Home”! (The next story’s much better.)

Filed Under: Home 'Improvement', Journal, Lauren Tagged With: door

Weird and sad

March 17, 2007 by Lauren 6 Comments

Kathryn, if you’re reading this – I’m sorry.

Kathryn and I were roommates in college, and she has a very nice little plant that she called Sylvester.  (It was some kind of evergreen-fern thing.  Brad will know.)  Somehow, when school was done I got custody of Sylvester and he traveled many places with us – Minnesota, Maryland, and then back to Seward.  Not being a plant person, I have hated Sylvester for many years now.  He just kept growing taller, skinnier and sad-looking.  He’d drop branches like there was no tomorrow, so it looked like a sickly palm tree.  Lloyd and I have argued about euthanizing him, and this summer Brad said, “Put it outside in the winter. It will die a painless, natural death.”

So we did.

Mission accomplished!  Plant’s dead!  On Lloyd’s second day of yard work we were disposing of the corpse and found this!

A miracle it survived at all

Whaaaa?  Still in tiny pots?  No wonder!  The hilarious thing is that I think Lloyd and Brad repotted this from it’s earlier container, but they just put all the dirt in from the small pot.

This was also found in the dirt.  Kathryn, I think it’s your sleeve.

so pretty!

Filed Under: Cricket, Home 'Improvement', Journal, Lauren Tagged With: plant

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