where our wasted time becomes your wasted time
I got nothin. I had some parent-teacher conferences tonight, and now I’m just sitting around waiting for Lloyd to come back from choir practice.
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Here’s a drawing that I did a long time ago for our ‘About me’ page that for some reason can’t show up.
Whoa! Shiny! Yeah, it’s brown! A rich, deep brown called Bavarian Oak, appropriate since after seeing my mother’s family tree I found that many of my ancestors are from Bavaria. We Bavarians aren’t afraid of color. (And make all your color-of-poop jokes now – there’s not a one I can’t handle.) Here’s a different view that’s […]
Here we see the Lloyd in his natural habitat, surrounded by computers, servers, and frogs. Today the Lloyd spent ALL DAY moving things around inside those computer things, while his wife went slowly insane. (Some shopping was done, but then…..) Part of the Lloyd’s habitat is polluted by the natural wastes they exude, and that section of […]
 Alright. We’ve now had seperate discussions with both Brad and Beth, and we are calling a truce. The stress of coming up with something good to say is starting to wear on our nerves. So here’s the proposal: No longer do people have to try to come up with a super-witty comment or post. […]
Well, my results came in from last week’s MRI. And Dr. Sutton was, “pleased to tell you that your MRI was read as normal.” Which, those of you who are careful readers will have noted, is nearly, but not quite, the same as saying that it was normal. Dr. Sutton is passing me of to […]
If you ever want to play a mean practical joke on someone, forget toilet papering their house or sticking plastic forks in their yard.  Wallpaper their bathroom. It’s the cruelest thing you can do. I was stomping into the bathroom – in a bad mood of course because of all the disgusting glue – and […]
Haha! I love Cricket’s angry eyebrows! Hey, you should do caricatures in the square on the 4th. You could charge $50 for them. You could do it in conjunction with the sale of whimsical country signs that say nonsensical or slightly insulting things.
You stole my comment! I was going to say the exact same thing about Cricket’s eyebrows! (Do cats really have eyebrows? Isn’t their whole forehead one big hairy eyebrow?)
Does that mean Lloyd’s a cat?
Shut up you.
You mean like: ‘God only loves the messy!’ Or: ‘You should have seen how stunning I looked yesterday!’ or: ‘Froot Loops are costly.’ (that’s for nonsensical) ?
Really, your signs could say just about anything insluting as long as it was followed by “bless your heart”. For instance:
“You’re too ugly to stand on my front porch and knock, bless your heart!” or,
“Sshhh, our little baby is sleepin’ and Lord knows he needs the beauty rest, bless his heart!”
Could I run this picture through Brad’s celebrity identifier? I’m pretty sure I’d have a chance at being the geeky girl from Scooby Doo.