Well, the general consensus was that I looked more likely to start a bar fight at phase 2:
The consensus for phase 3 wasn’t entirely expected:
Bob and Sean had chapel on Friday. They had a great trip out to New Jersey over Thanksgiving break, delivering donations totaling $17,000 worth of food, toiletries, clothing, services (someone donated a U-Haul truck) and gift cards. I finally saw the official list, and shaving my beard was at the $1,500 mark. Not that it matters, as they blew past that handily. At any rate, a dozen or so new mustaches are going to be sacrificed this weekend: