Anyone can ask Lloyd – I’m two noids. I can obsess and turn any situation into the most dire outcome, and then replay it in my mind until craziness has another new home. It’s almost under control, but sometimes I just can’t help it. The latest is that either our mattress warmer or space heater in the bathroom will burst into flames. (Actually, I’m not really worried about it at all – I just wanted to buy this cool fire extinguisher that looks like a giant can of hairspray. Don’t tell Lloyd.) I think the funniest this about it is the proclamation on the side – “Powered by Air!” Isn’t that just going to feed the fire? C’mon.
paranoid
Leh me introduce you to mah liddle frien!
The paranoid me has been setting cat foor out every evening for all the poor kitties who are cold and hungry. The rational me knows that this is probably doing more harm than good – I ‘ve heard a few cat fights, and some owner is probably thinking, “My cat’s getting mighty fat from the little food we provide at our own house. I will now limit their food intake.” ….wait! That was paranoid me again. You never know when I’ll pop up.
Anyway, here is proof of the eating. If this was our cat, I’d call him/her P.T. for ‘Pretty Tiny’. This cat is SMALL! S/he’s very friendly, as well. She only looks stupid in this photo because the flash is destroying her night vision.