Happy Birthday to my brother, Phil! He never reads this, but I’m saying it anyway.
When I was digging through the box of stuff from Germany, Lloyd said, “That looks like a box of posts.” Once again, he was right.
Folks, what you are looking at is a 23-year-old tube of German toothpaste. I didn’t open it up, but it is still a little squishy in the middle. Anyone want to make a dare?
The other item is not a miniature roll of paper towel, it is toilet paper. I have no memory of using anything like this, so it’s all Lloyd’s story to tell.
Lloyd?
Lloyd: “It has little pieces of splinters embedded in it. It is the main reason for the fall of the Berlin Wall.”
There you have it. Tune in tomorrow for more weird German stuff.