I went to a beauty supply store a while ago (for some thinning shears – don’t ask) and found an air freshener that I’ve used before at other people’s houses and really like. It’s amazing stuff – Citrus Mist! It takes away any er, ‘unpleasant odors’ that may occur ‘anywhere’. The problem is, it smells just like orange candy, and I don’t like finishing my business in the ‘anywhere’ and then thinking, “Mmm. Candy.” I’m sure that’s wrong.