Um, I lie to children.
Have I mentioned before that I’m the Leprechaun? I love St. Patrick’s Day because the night before I go into my classroom and stamp little green feet (thanks to some cool stamps my sister gave me ages ago) all over the floor and shelves. The next morning somebody notices, then another, then the whole room is filled with children guessing that it was probably a squirrel, or a hamster, or one of the toddlers, or …… a leprechaun! Later in the morning we find a clue that tells us where to find the pot of gold. I get asked lots and lots of questions throughout the day, and I deny everything. “Did you make those feet?” “Look at my feet, my feet are huge! Those feet are tiny.” “Did you see him?” “No.”
Mmmmmuuuhuuuahhahhahaa! I love it!