So it seems that I just can’t pick out glasses on the first try. Lloyd went into Lenscrafters with me and helped me pick out three ‘maybe’ pairs. The first were too tiger-stripey, the second were too almost exactly what I have, and the third were ginormous. Wanting to branch out, but deathly afraid of tigers, I chose the third option. (They were the cheapest.)
We went away for about an hour, then when we returned to pay, I sat down and noticed the big giant words over the section my glasses came from:
Men’s Frames
*gulp*
I do not like them. Actually, I’m not sure if I like them. I might be able to give them a ‘they’re enormous but hey – I’m quirky!’ shot, but whenever I put them on they feel drastically, drastically wrong. So wrong I think that the left eye might be the wrong prescription. I’m going to try them first thing in the morning when my eye muscles aren’t all messed up, then we’ll see.
Thank you, Lenscrafters, for the 90 day return policy.