The Kitten Anniversary

August 21, 2012

Journal, Kittens

Sure, some charts say that the 20th gift is china, but I really don’t want to travel so far. We’ll stick with kittens.

Twenty reasons Lloyd and I have stuck together (See if you can guess who wrote what):
20. He’ll eat anything she cooks.
19. He made this website possible.
18. She knows how to wash his clothes.
17. He knows how to scratch her back.
16. He knows all the passwords.
15. He secretly loves kitties.
14. He makes a mean gin and tonic.
13. Less talk, more rock.
12. He whistles with her.
11. Must remain married until the statute of limitations runs out.
10. Zombie attack survival plan requires at least two people.
9. Separating would leave us each with only half a flesh.
8. He’s funny.
7. She’s almost as funny as me.
6. Our favorite colors do not clash.
5. She drives while he reads.
4. No concrete plan to divide kittens in case of separation.
3. Ew – He just said “cut ’em in half”.
2. Those darn vows.
1. It’s too much trouble to find someone else.

Why the dress? Because it's funny.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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13 Responses to “The Kitten Anniversary”

  1. Brad Said on:

    Happy Anniversary! 20 years! Woo hoo! China? Kitten? How about this:


  2. Kris Said on:

    Happy Anniversary!


  3. michelle Said on:

    happy Anniversary wishes 🙂


  4. Heather Said on:

    Happy Anniversary!

    I love everything about this post! Number nine is my favorite closely followed by number seven. Seth and I can relate. Love the dress too!


  5. Curt Said on:

    That dress is perfect for Fat Charlie to climb up to you.


  6. Jill Said on:

    Happy Anniversary! I love this list. Well done.


  7. Lauren's mom Said on:

    Happy 20th to a funny couple. You enrich our lives and the lives of others. The years go fast, don’t they.


  8. Lauren Said on:

    Thanks, everyone!

    Mom & Dad -- we got your lovely flowers! I left them at school, though, because otherwise they would have been destroyed. I brought Lloyd a nice picture of them, but he wants to go smell them. 🙂


  9. Peggy Said on:

    Happy Anniversary you nutty nuts!! I hope you had a nice celebration today!


  10. Jane Sommerer Said on:

    Happy Anniversary to a lovely couple.


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