If you ever have to cat-sit for us, there is a spatula on the counter that says, “Not for food. Just Ralph.” Ralph would like you to skritch him with it, please.
You will need to stand on a chair, because it is too hard to reach up that high for effective skritches.
If I am at work late, I would like you to FaceTime me with the video feed for a little bit.
Thank you, Lloyd. 🙂
Oh, and this is reason #47 why our house is gross. Cat hair everywhere.