We were in south Lincoln at the Lowe’s (buying a kitchen faucet, but that’s another post), and as we were leaving we passed this place. I had to turn around to investigate, because this didn’t seem possible. Seriously? Any Lab Test Now? Do you need a doctor’s note? Do they actually take your blood there? Are there qualified people that take it? Do they do other kinds of samples? *Jibblie*
While looking through the window we could see that it was actually in the same room in the strip mall as Sportsman’s Haircuts, so that makes it a little iffy in the respectable department.
Stylist: What can we do for you today?
Customer: Use the clippers – #2 on the sides and #3 on the top, and can I get a paternity test? If it’s negative, I’m not paying for my kid’s cut.
Stylist: Very good, sir.