Happy Birthday, Mrs. Royuk! You’re the middle to our birthday Oreo!
This is probably already out in the world somewhere, but since I thought of it by myself, I have decided that I have invented it. Here’s the moneymaker idea: Putting a magnet on something to make it stick to the refrigerator. I know! This is going to make me rich! Fully-funded midlife crisis, here I come.
Ok, it’s a magnet on a pair of scissors. But for people like me who always just set the scissors down and then pile junk on top of them, I truly think this could be revolutionary. All you need is:
* one of the super-powerful magnets that can be had for cheap at Harbor Freight,
* one pair of scissors, which can be purchased in bulk for cheap at Harbor Freight,
* one refrigerator, harvested at Sears.
I trust you can figure out the rest.
But I want my royalties.