1) Buy a really old, really sturdy egg slicer. Or maybe get it as a gift? I don’t know.
2) Leave it in your kitchen drawer for one decade. Preferably two. Use it to slice eggs once.
3) Ask Lloyd to slice olives. Stay his hand from the blade he doth reach for, and instead pull out yon dusty implement.
4) Watch him slice up one whole can of olives and ask for another can.
Brad says
I wonder what else you could cut with that. Butter? Masking tape?
Lauren says
Stupid auto-correct. That ‘doth’ was a ‘done’ when you read it. Far less funny.
Brad says
I wondered why you were writing in hillbilly lingo.
“Doth” is much better 🙂
Tammy says
I use mine to slice strawberries -- I think I used it on eggs once or twice.
Rachel says
Genius!
Mom says
Why didn’t I ever think of that? How about marichino cherries?