Hey, Ralph. I’m on vacation and need to make a post. Mind if I put stuff on you?
How ’bout a pair of glasses?
See, that’s not so bad. What about a cereal bowl?
Sock full of rice?
See? That’s relaxing. Now a little remote,
and some tissues,
and a pen,
and a cookie tin (empty, of course. I’m not a monster.)
You doin’ ok, Ralphie? How about just a couple more? Like, the remote….
….aaaannnd a book.
Done. I promise I’m leaving the house on Friday so we won’t have to do this again. You’re a good guy, Ralph. A real team player.
Brad says
It’s funny that at first he’s looking at the stuff, but after a point, he puts his head down and just doesn’t care any more 🙂
Lauren says
Yeah, poor kid. I actually started with the bowl and a remote as he was sleeping, then thought, “I should take pictures of this”. He looked at stuff as it came off with a definite ‘what the heck are you doing’ vibe.
Deborah says
Funny!
Peggy says
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Hilarious!! I laughed out loud!
I’m gonna try this with my dog….but I don’t think I’m going to get the same response.
Lloyd says
It’s not like he got up at the end and knocked it all down. We just ran out of things that were conveniently close to Ralph. Nobody wanted to get off the couch.