The scene: breakfast. I have just finished my cereal and am reading the Internet (the whole thing), enjoying my cup of instant coffee.
Suddenly, it slips,
….and hits the counter,
drenching me in coffee.
Awesome.
To top it off, when I went downstairs to throw my stuff in the washer, I grabbed a clean white shirt and put it on. I looked down to see…. Coffee.
I forgot I was drenched in it. *sigh*