I’ll make an excellent witch.

May 23, 2019


When my eye went wonky this weekend, it was so goopy I just couldn’t believe it. I already had medicine, so that was fine, but the eyelid was starting to get weirdly puffy. I did some hot compresses, but then googled some other remedies. I came across a homemade saline/eye wash solution.

It’s a cup of water with a half teaspoon of salt (not iodized salt) dissolved in it. I heated it up in the microwave, let it cool down, then put it in a clean shot glass and stuck that on my eye. It was pretty funny looking around and blinking my eye in the glass. I made jokes about my drinking problem as the water dribbled down my face.

Anyway, when the end times come, I look forward to tending to your ills with my mustard plasters and tinctures.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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One Response to “I’ll make an excellent witch.”

  1. Brad Said on:

    if that eye thing goes sideways, you could always just get an eye patch and be a pirate instead of a witch.


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