
Yeah, I know it’s called a FoodSaver, but FoodSucker is so much more fun to say, and it’s not crass – it’s appropriate!
Occasionally I have been known to convince myself to buy something that we really don’t need. (Occasionally – ha!) About a year ago I really wanted a FoodSucker, so I waited the normal one-month period before I buy a major thing, all the while creating all these scenarios where I would be vacuum-sealing food left and right! So I bought one, sealed up everything in sight in one evening….then put it in a closet, never to be seen again until last week.
Overall, I highly recommend them. You can wrap and store a lot of things for a long time, but never, ever BUY one. Find somebody who has one that will loan it, provide your own bags, and bake them a cake as payment.  (My favorite is yellow cake with chocolate frosting.)


Yellow cake with chocolate frosting, huh? I’m a white cake with white frosting girl myself. Can you foodsuck cake? Seems you’d end up with wafers…
Your FoodSaver sucks! heh heh heh
You used this to seal my jug-o-honey for travel last July. Thanks! I’ll mail you a cake. That would require a business-sized envelope, right?
Yes, but try to vacuum seal it inside, please.
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting, huh? I’m a white cake with white frosting kind of girl…
Cake just isn’t cake unless it’s chocolate with white frosting!!!!!!
That’s my favorite, too! We should have a party where we eat chocolate cake with white frosting!
I’m in!!!!!!
Yuck. Take your gross talk off my website.