I’ve decided to change careers. I’m done teaching – instead I want to be one of those ladies who sits around eating yogurt all day, comparing it to everything else in life. “This is better than (verb) (adjective) (noun/situation) good.” You know what I’m talking about? The two who obviously have some sort of ‘flavoring’ in that yogurt?
To have a successful audition, I’m going to need some good lines, so help me out. How good is this yogurt? Is it ‘better than skating with Tonya Harding good’? ‘Better than smelling frying bacon good’? Help! Multiple suggestions are welcome.
Karla says
Not smelling frying bacon -- Better than bacon mats good. But can anything be better than that?
Brad says
Smack you with a shovel good.
Quisp cereal good.
Visit your favorite mail order nursery good.
School’s out for the summer good.
Non-artificial sweetner good.
Burning this dress good. (oh, wait… that’s already taken)
Annette says
I miss teaching good
Lauren says
Hee hee -- you know I’ll never leave. Maybe I’ll just do commercials on the side. 🙂
Beth says
…better than baby sleeping through the night good.
…better than nasal congestion relief good.
…better than winning the powerball lottery good.
(But seriously, any of the above three is better than yogurt. Yogurt is good about once a year and then I need a while to like it again…)
Michele says
… finally got satisfaction from Verizon customer service good.
Sorry, that’s all I’ve got. Long story.
Lloyd says
…better than being caught up on your grading good.
…better than annoying kids being sick good.
…better than Cats, I would see it again and again, good.
I think that about covers it.
Lauren says
… better than Lloyd finally got a haircut good.
… better than a new episode of Ghost Whisperer good.
… better than a cold Pepsi good.
… better than Michele tells her Verizon story good.
Peggy says
… better than a snow day good
… better than laughing so hard you pee your pants good
… better than getting carded when you’re way past that age good
… better than an Italian gondolier winking at you good
…
better than an air conditioned room on a super hot day goodMichele says
Hey -- watch your comments about peeing your pants!
Annette says
Better than A LOVE SONG good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR5xv3pt7KI
Peggy says
… better than Ron Paul as President good
… better than being on a beach with a good book, a Mojito & a nice breeze good
… better than swimming with dolphins good (I miss you Diago)
… better than Sting singing at your birhday party good
Karla says
Oh no -- I don’t think anything can be better than Sting singing at your birthday party…
Lauren says
I would hold my breath in a vat of yogurt for Sting to sing at my birthday party. *sigh*
Beth says
That paints the most hilarious picture…
But really, don’t you think his voice would be muffled if your ears were submerged in yogurt? Not to mention you wouldn’t be able to feast your eyes…
*sigh* Sting *sigh*
Lauren says
Drat. I didn’t think about that. Let me rephrase: I would gladly make Lloyd hold his breath in a vat of yogurt for Sting to sing at my birthday party!
Deborah says
Ha!