I’m no commoner.

April 17, 2012


The only acceptable answer to a college student who asks if you might have a tiara they could borrow for a skit?

“Of course I do.”

The disdainful look is optional.

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Lauren Sommerer is a preschool teacher who likes to build prototypes, grow cats, cook things once, save money, reduce, reuse and recycle.

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5 Responses to “I’m no commoner.”

  1. Brad Said on:

    I’d like to have a good scepter. You just don’t see enough scepters these days.


  2. Peggy Said on:

    What’s the only answer if a middle-aged old hag asks if you have a 2nd one? I’ve ALWAYS wanted to wear a tiara. And I do lots of pretending in my kitchen.


  3. Kristi Said on:

    I’m shocked that she didn’t approach you on bended knee, begging, “O Your Most Royal Highness, may I request a favor of you?” Once acknowledged, she would then proceed to ask her ridiculous question.


  4. Gretchen Said on:

    My tiara fell apart so I tossed it, probably in a pre-move decluttering frenzy. It is too bad because when I wore it my children would call me Queen Mommy.


  5. Deborah Said on:

    I got a tiara and foolishly gave it to my girls to play with. It was broken within a week. I learned my lesson, but will I ever get a tiara again?


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