If you attend my funeral and it is a cheapskate affair, it is because I have instructed Lloyd to dump all the money into my amazing headstone. Last week I decided that it should have a sound system so it can play my favorite upbeat songs that the bereaved can choose by pushing a button, and earlier today I decided it should have a drinking fountain.
People are going to pay me sooooo many respects!
Gramps Royuk says
Did you leave instructions for an autopsy to be performed on your brain? God gave you one of the most unique brains of all time! What a wonderful gift from Him who is the Giver of all! Keep exercising to the amazement and entertainment of everyone around you! We all love you…..and Lloyd!
Lauren says
Maybe I should get my brain checked out sooner…… 😉
Lloyd says
Don’t tell Lauren, but we’re going to have her cremated.
Lauren says
Woo-hoo! Fire! My favorite!
Peggy says
Excellent! You should make a whole line if such headstones & patent them. You are sitting on so many million dollar ideas!
Brad says
You’re not going to do a deep-sea burial? hehe