The scene: breakfast. I have just finished my cereal and am reading the Internet (the whole thing), enjoying my cup of instant coffee.
Suddenly, it slips,
….and hits the counter,
drenching me in coffee.
Awesome.
To top it off, when I went downstairs to throw my stuff in the washer, I grabbed a clean white shirt and put it on. I looked down to see…. Coffee.
I forgot I was drenched in it. *sigh*
Brad says
Sometimes when I have clothes with a stain on them I wear them anyway. When people point out the stain, I pretend like it’s the first time I’m seeing it and say something about having a messy breakfast or whatever. I don’t know if you could’ve pulled that maneuver with the amount of coffee you spilled.
Also, I’m proud of myself because spelled maneuver correctly on the first try.
Lauren says
A fair amount was in my lap, so I probably would have had people turning away in embarrassment. 😉
Lauren's dad says
That should teach you that 5:45 a.m. is to early to for a cup of coffee!
Kristi says
Rats.