Do you know what minute pirate bugs are? They are tiny little specks of meanness. They have a sharp proboscis and eat insects, but in the fall they think that humans are giant bugs and try to eat us. Their bites HURT and I hate them. They are ruining fall.
That is all.
Kristi says
Oh, I hear you. Those pirate bugs are despicable. Down with the pirate bugs!
Brad says
I just saw some blurb somewhere about them… maybe Facebook?
I don’t think there are any pirate bugs here. Yay!
That article is interesting. “Control is not practical”
Jill says
I felt like I was dying tiny deaths by pirate bug last night at a soccer game. Those bugs are mean.